christopher moore Quotes

Love needs room to grow. Like a rose. Or a tumor.

- Christopher Moore, Fool

For me, 'Lamb' started out as a further exploration of the phenomenon of faith and the responsibility of a messiah that I touched on in 'Coyote Blue' and 'Island of the Sequined Love Nun,' but it ended up being an exploration of the true meaning of sacrifice, loyalty, and friendship.

- Christopher Moore

My fans have great senses of humor and eat too much chocolate.

- Christopher Moore

Diogenes carried a bowl with him for years, but one day saw a man drinking from his cupped palm and declared, ‘I have been a fool, burdened all these years by the weight of a bowl when a perfectly good vessel lay at the end of my wrist.

- Christopher Moore

Hope is bulletproof, truth just hard to hit

- Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue

When I teach seminars, I tell people, 'Your stuff has to look like something that's out there, because otherwise nobody will take a chance on you.'

- Christopher Moore

She was an alien, really - a sort of eating, pooping, tantrum machine - and he didn't understand anything about her species.

- Christopher Moore

My children are monsters, Kiro thought. And I am responsible. Perhaps if I had read them the haikus of Basho when they were little instead of that American manifesto of high-pressure sales, Green Eggs and Ham...

- Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue

As much as I encourage communication with my readers, I don't want reviews from them, simply because I don't need to be hamstrung in the middle of working on something.

- Christopher Moore

Lucien, women are wondrous, mysterious, and magical creatures, who should be treated not only with respect but with reverence, perhaps even awe. Now go sweep the steps.

- Christopher Moore

You focus on telling stories,
we do everything else.