craig ferguson Quotes

The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman.

- Craig Ferguson

I'm reading a book, because I'm brainy. No, it is a book - if you don't know, it is like a blog except bigger.

- Craig Ferguson

My job is to find the politicians and the presidents and the pompous people who are telling other people how to live, powerful, visible creatures and ... go at them.

- Craig Ferguson

Be careful who you choose as your hero or who you choose to deify, be it Clay Aiken or Barack Obama. You put all you're hope and all your dreams and all your ideas about stuff into one human being. They're a human being they're going to let you down. You can't make someone your hero because of something you read on the internet. The internet is not a source of information it is a source of disinformation.

- Craig Ferguson

I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.

- Craig Ferguson

It's not that we fly by the seat of our pants. We're not afraid of failure.

- Craig Ferguson

I realize that I am not a journalist. So anything I say is not important.

- Craig Ferguson

I dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word 'existentialism.'

- Craig Ferguson

I realized women and humor were linked very closely.

- Craig Ferguson

I have that hypocrisy of a parent in that I'm like,'Come on, you've got to toughen up at the same time let me take care of that for you.

- Craig Ferguson

You focus on telling stories,
we do everything else.