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There’s always that one guy who gets a hold on you. The “can’t eat, can’t sleep, can’t do your homework, can’t stop giggling can’t remember anything but his smile kind of hold.

- Jess Rothenberg

You did love me," I whispered. "Just not the same way I loved you.

- Jess Rothenberg, The Catastrophic History of You and Me

One nice thing about heaven is that you can relive all your favorite moments and memories pretty much as many times as you want—sort of like a DVD of your whole life. Pause, rewind, fast-forward, slowwww motion, all day, every day.

- Jess Rothenberg, The Catastrophic History of You and Me

News flash: The whole thing is a huge mess and a giant nightmare and it’s all about to explode in your face and you have no idea whatyou’ve gotten yourself into. Love is no game. People cut their ears off over this stuff. People jump off the Eiffel Tower and sell all theirpossessions and move to Alaska to live with the grizzly bears, and then they get eaten and nobody hears them when they scream for help.That’s right. Falling in love is pretty much the same thing as being eaten alive by a grizzly bear.Believe me, I should know.

- Jess Rothenberg, The Catastrophic History of You and Me

There's always that one guy who gets a hold on you.

- Jess Rothenberg

Love is no game. People cut their ears off over this stuff. People jump off the Eiffel Tower and sell all their possessions and move to Alaska to live with the grizzly bears, and then they get eaten and nobody hears them when they scream for help. That’s right. Falling in love is pretty much the same thing as being eaten alive by a grizzly bear.

- Jess Rothenberg, The Catastrophic History of You and Me

Love hurts us all, no matter how old or young we are.

- Jess Rothenberg, The Catastrophic History of You and Me

I was falling. Falling through time and space and stars and sky and everything in between. I fell for days and weeks and what felt like lifetime across lifetimes. I fell until I forgot I was falling.

- Jess Rothenberg, The Catastrophic History of You and Me

And yes, when he kisses you, the rest of the world disappears and your brain shuts off and all you can feel are his lips and nothing else matters.

- Jess Rothenberg, The Catastrophic History of You and Me

I skipped toward him and gave him a tiny kiss on the cheek. “Yup.”He looked at me like I was crazy. “What was that for?”I smiled. “For being an excellent partner in crime.

- Jess Rothenberg, The Catastrophic History of You and Me

You focus on telling stories,
we do everything else.