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“My dad was always snoozing on the couch, like Dagwood Bumstead. He was a lazy motherfucker. God bless him. He was always working on some kind of get-rich-quick scheme. This is what my dad was like: I'd say, Hey, Dad, we studied penguins today in school. He'd say, Yeah? I'm a penguin fucker from way back. Dad, I saw a giraffe at the zoo today. Yeah? I'm a giraffe fucker from way back. That's my dad. My dad was a giraffe fucker.”
James Ellroy“Good lovers are not good fuckers”
because they cannot bear hurting their beloved.“Has that obscenely rich fucker upset you again?”
E.L. James, Fifty Shades of Grey“Permission to shoot the fucker in the face when it comes over the rim?”
J. Fally, Bone Rider“I had officially joined the cacophony of sick mother fuckers.”
Betsy Lerner, Food and Loathing: A Life Measured Out in Calories“Mother Fuckers. They're going to feel pretty stupid when they fin”
Robert Kirkman, The Walking Dead, Book Six“I thought: if I die, I hope I get reincarnated into a mosquito so I can bite that fucker kau-kau.”
Zen Cho, Spirits Abroad“Oh, the others will talk and plan and make oaths and promises, but there are precious few fuckers who will do.”
Ian McGuire, The North Water“And the wolf said, I’ll huff and I’ll puff and find your money, you shit-faced fucker…”
Mav Skye, Behind the Black Door“Trust is like a mirror, you can fix it if it's broken, but you can still see the crack in that mother fucker's reflection.”
Lady Gaga