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Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles

Rowena Cherry
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Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand?

Julie Kagawa, The Iron King
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Wynn really hoped the squeal that followed her announcement came from Ella, because if Kees had made that sound, she feared for his testicles.

Christine Warren, Hard as a Rock
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The time, the mosquito will land on your testicles, the way you'll kill it, will help you to resolve world issues without violence

Ntambara Sylvestre Owen Berbason
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Most directors make films with their eyes

I make films with my testicles.
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He flashed a grin over his shoulder at me. "Ready to be astounded?"I eyed him. "You're not going to drop your trousers and demand I admire your gorgeous testicles, are you?""Not after you disparaged their beauty.

Katie MacAlister, A Midsummer Night's Romp
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There was something strangely compelling about a Japanese guy with lamb-chop sideburns and a voice so shrill you could be forgiven for thinking his testicles were wired to the national grid.

Jamie Holoran, Rounder's People
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I don’t see Number Four though—oh.” Number Four, wearing an unflattering chartreuse jacket, was sitting alone on the chewed-up grass, despondently licking his testicles. “Hmm, I don’t know, Bel . .

Paul Murray
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I'll try anything, but the pig testicles in Taiwan were a little much. Eh, it wasn't half bad. There was this one dish I had there, the translation is, 'The Monk Jumps over the Fence.' It's a fish dish with all these spices. It was beautiful, man - it was poetry. It had a whole story.

Steven Adams
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The anxious wait lasted four years, and the alert ears never despaired of hearing, at any moment, the voice of the great conch shell which would bellow through the hills to announce to all that Macandal had completed the cycle of his metamorphoses, and stood poised once more, sinewy and hard, with testicles like rocks, on his own human legs" (36-37).

Alejo Carpentier
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