All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
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Perseverance - a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.
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You scoundrel, you have wronged me," hissed the philosopher, "May you live forever!
Men become civilized, not in proportion to their willingness to believe, but in proportion to their readiness to doubt.