nick hornby Quotes

Clockers" asks--almost in passing, and there's a lot more to it than this--a pretty interesting question: if you choose to work for the minimum wage when everyone around you is pocketing thousands from drug deals, then what does that do to you, to your head and to your heart? (Hornby's thoughts after reading "Clockers" by Richard Price)

- Nick Hornby, The Polysyllabic Spree

You had to live in your own bubble. You couldn't force your way into someone else's, because then it wouldn't be a bubble any more.

- Nick Hornby, About a Boy

Jess thought for a moment. 'You know those films where people fight up the top of the Empire State Building or up a mountain or whatever? And there's always that bit when the baddie slips off and the hero tries to save him, but, like, the sleeve of this jacket tears off and goes over and you hear him all the way down. Aaaaaaaaagh. That's what I want to do.' 'You want to watch me plunge to my doom.' 'I'd like to know that I've made the effort. I want to show people the torn sleeve.

- Nick Hornby, A Long Way Down

It's not a case of the glass being half full or half empty; more that we tipped a whole half-pint into an empty pint pot. I had to see how much was there, though, and now I know.

- Nick Hornby

Look at all the things that can go wrong for men. There’s the nothing-happening-at-all problem, the too-much-happening-too-soon problem, the dismal-droop-after-a-promising-beginning problem; there’s the size-doesn’t-matter-except-in-my-case problem, the failing-to-deliver-the-goods problem…and what do women have to worry about? A handful of cellulite? Join the club. A spot of I-wonder-how-I-rank? Ditto.

- Nick Hornby, High Fidelity

You wouldn't believe that so much could change just because a relationship ended.

- Nick Hornby, About a Boy

Experience, then, was something that enabled you to do nothing with a clear conscience. Experience was an overrated quality.

- Nick Hornby, Juliet, Naked

What good were real feelings anyway?

- Nick Hornby, About a Boy

There were about seventy-nine squillion people in the world, and if you were very lucky, you would end up being loved by fifteen or twenty of them.

- Nick Hornby, About a Boy

Everything's complicated, even those things that seem flat in their bleakness or sadness.

- Nick Hornby

You focus on telling stories,
we do everything else.