“Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.”
“Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.”
Groucho Marx
“The only real laughter comes from despair.”
Groucho Marx, The Groucho Letters“No Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.”
Groucho Marx“I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.”
Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx“I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.”
Groucho Marx, Groucho and Me“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx“In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.”
Groucho Marx“Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.”
Groucho Marx“All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.”
Groucho Marx“Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.”
Groucho Marx“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.”
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